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warfareincorporated.com Established Forum User
Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 60 Location: Interweb City
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:02 am Post subject: IT's JOKE TIME |
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Post some jokes here guys _________________ i eat i play i luv-------girls! |
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Mithoz Forum Conqueror
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:11 am Post subject: |
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A man walked into a bar and said ouch _________________ ~van java Mod~
The van javas: berly, val, mole, brian, mat, wish, rully, kou, ducati, blake, warkilla, kempa, dealer, morph. |
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Sub-Zero Clan Administrator
Joined: 11 Jan 2011 Posts: 170 Location: Greece (02FEB11-23NOV12)
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in the middle of the ocean?
BOB! _________________
PM me with any questions or concerns you have with the game. |
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Enzo007 Chatroom Moderator
Joined: 06 Jun 2010 Posts: 245 Location: Denver
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boo's. |
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galm ForeRunner
Joined: 18 Oct 2009 Posts: 2382 Location: New York
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What does you say to an italian going to the bathroom?
European. _________________ "All held the finite and infinite as unrelated. None could foresee that the history of the two would become one." |
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slimjimninja Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 1226 Location: away
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Lol this is a bad one.
Why did Spock go to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before. _________________ I have moved on (almost). |
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sam Die-hard Fan
Joined: 19 Jun 2010 Posts: 982 Location: Far Far Away..
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:18 am Post subject: |
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slimjimninja wrote: | Lol this is a bad one.
Why did Spock go to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before. |
i dont get it _________________ Well hello there. |
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Mithoz Forum Conqueror
Joined: 09 Mar 2010 Posts: 2429 Location: Down under
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:22 am Post subject: |
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sam wrote: | slimjimninja wrote: | Lol this is a bad one.
Why did Spock go to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before. |
i dont get it |
It's cause it's a bad one _________________ ~van java Mod~
The van javas: berly, val, mole, brian, mat, wish, rully, kou, ducati, blake, warkilla, kempa, dealer, morph. |
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galm ForeRunner
Joined: 18 Oct 2009 Posts: 2382 Location: New York
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Spock is from Star Trek and he went where no man had gne before. _________________ "All held the finite and infinite as unrelated. None could foresee that the history of the two would become one." |
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slimjimninja Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 1226 Location: away
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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He went to the bathroom where no man had ever went to the bathroom before. _________________ I have moved on (almost). |
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galm ForeRunner
Joined: 18 Oct 2009 Posts: 2382 Location: New York
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Um yeah that's the joke, but if people don't know Star Trek it's not funny. _________________ "All held the finite and infinite as unrelated. None could foresee that the history of the two would become one." |
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warfareincorporated.com Established Forum User
Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 60 Location: Interweb City
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:11 am Post subject: |
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Hey girls can u stop the lame jokes pls. We want funny jokes. There should be "like" and "dislike" buttons for every joke but then again all ur jokes so far r pretty bad so "dislike" button only should be all we need so far lol! Now thats a pretty funny one hahahahahhaha _________________ i eat i play i luv-------girls! |
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vexko Very Active User
Joined: 10 Jul 2010 Posts: 123
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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Neither of those were funny _________________
63.73% of statistics are made up on the spot. |
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sam Die-hard Fan
Joined: 19 Jun 2010 Posts: 982 Location: Far Far Away..
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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another not funny one iv have some racist kindof jokes but i wont post them _________________ Well hello there. |
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slimjimninja Veteran Member
Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Posts: 1226 Location: away
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a good one:
Dude A is looking at a magazine. He notices an advertisement for a phone charger. A guy being him (dude B) notices as well and comments on it.
A: Phone charger ads are dumb and they waste paper!
B: I kinda like those ads. I get a real charge out of 'em.
GET IT?
If you have lame or bad jokes post them here. _________________ I have moved on (almost). |
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