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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:02 am    Post subject: IT's JOKE TIME Reply with quote

Post some jokes here guys
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man walked into a bar and said ouch
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in the middle of the ocean?


BOB!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the boo's.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.

What does you say to an italian going to the bathroom?
European.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol this is a bad one.

Why did Spock go to the bathroom?

Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

slimjimninja wrote:
Lol this is a bad one.

Why did Spock go to the bathroom?

Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.



i dont get it Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sam wrote:
slimjimninja wrote:
Lol this is a bad one.

Why did Spock go to the bathroom?

Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.



i dont get it Confused



It's cause it's a bad one

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spock is from Star Trek and he went where no man had gne before.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He went to the bathroom where no man had ever went to the bathroom before.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um yeah that's the joke, but if people don't know Star Trek it's not funny.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey girls can u stop the lame jokes pls. We want funny jokes. There should be "like" and "dislike" buttons for every joke but then again all ur jokes so far r pretty bad so "dislike" button only should be all we need so far lol! Now thats a pretty funny one hahahahahhaha
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neither of those were funny
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

another not funny one iv have some racist kindof jokes but i wont post them Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a good one:

Dude A is looking at a magazine. He notices an advertisement for a phone charger. A guy being him (dude B) notices as well and comments on it.

A: Phone charger ads are dumb and they waste paper!

B: I kinda like those ads. I get a real charge out of 'em.

GET IT? Laughing

If you have lame or bad jokes post them here.

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