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thebossmant Mega-Poster
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:03 pm Post subject: PICK UP LINES |
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LONGGG but great srry if its huge
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard gender is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ice.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!
Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more.
Hey there baby, anyone ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?
How many times I have to tell u I have a boyfriend. -Well you look like the kinda girl that could use two.
I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?
This ones a bit extreme...
If you were homework I'd lay you down on the table and do you right now
JERKS FTW again srry for length _________________ PSN: imyourpunisher
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Mithoz Forum Conqueror
Joined: 09 Mar 2010 Posts: 2429 Location: Down under
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:04 pm Post subject: Re: PICK UP LINES |
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thebossmant wrote: | LONGGG but great srry if its huge
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard gender is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ice.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!
Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more.
Hey there baby, anyone ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?
How many times I have to tell u I have a boyfriend. -Well you look like the kinda girl that could use two.
I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?
This ones a bit extreme...
If you were homework I'd lay you down on the table and do you right now
JERKS FTW again srry for length |
I gave up reading that halfway. And I'm pretty sure 90% of the time, those pick up lines don't work...
And how long did it take you to write that? _________________ ~van java Mod~
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wonderer Let The Truth Be Told
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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He copyed and pasted it.
It would have been better if you had made your own _________________ Things I'm proud of...
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thebossmant Mega-Poster
Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Posts: 442 Location: behind u
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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wonderer wrote: | He copyed and pasted it.
It would have been better if you had made your own |
ill have to admit that i did get a few off the net.
but a year or 2 ago me and a few of my freinds sat down and typed this up on a word document lolz yes i dkid copy paste from the word document lolz
oh and nvr use these _________________ PSN: imyourpunisher
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Mithoz Forum Conqueror
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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I forgot about copy and paste... _________________ ~van java Mod~
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thebossmant Mega-Poster
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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nice mat >.< _________________ PSN: imyourpunisher
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:10 am Post subject: |
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lol calvian and hobbs xD
those r funny i like the snowmen _________________ PSN: imyourpunisher
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:33 am Post subject: |
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It took like 30sec to dl that image from my 3G -.- _________________ ~van java Mod~
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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lolz mat _________________ PSN: imyourpunisher
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Don't waste my download. I only have 100mb every month to use for 3g _________________ ~van java Mod~
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Lol. -.-
*kills Djr* _________________ ~van java Mod~
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